bad short story.

Ok so I am posting this sort sort story, I started and will let any one that feels like finish it.


Here is a little story in which I am going to try my best to write down in words.


Ok so lets set the time in the B.C. lets say we are a man that lives in a village were there is no laws no morels. Now let's say said man is unhappy with this. Now one thing we must relies is that in B.C. people in general were not smart and very uneducated. Now let's say said man lived some were in the Middle East, now said man lets name him Moe shall we, ok mo is very unhappy with this and wants change. Moe was a little more educated then most of the people in his village. Moe wants things to change and thinks for a long time. He comes up with a plan, he is going to make a book and with this book we will write down laws that he things people should follow. Now Moe being a little more educated then most decided he would write down all the things that people should do and should not do. He starts this the very next day, he starts the book in his hut he starts putting every thing that he can think of in this straps of leather and parchment all banded to gather.

He gets around 5 things written down that he really believes should be what all men follow, and then he hears some comes to his hut. It is his neighbor and he asks Moe what he was doing. Moe not really sure what he should say, comes up with the fist thing he thinks of his first lie he tells his neighbor that he is writing the word of god. His neighbor Who we will name Roofes looks at him a sidelong way with an exasperation of confusion, and asks what is god, Moe not sure what to say to this tells his Roofes he must leave, Moe after shoving his neighbor out the door.
He sits down and asked what did I just do? Why did I lie to Roofes and not just tell him the truth? Moe stares at his book and decides he should add something about lying and dose so. Mean wile Roofes is walking around the village asking others who or what is god. Now every person he asks gives him the same look he gave Moe just a few moments ago. He asks one of the elders of the village and the elder who is Jonathan tells him he knows no one or no thing with that name, but asks the most important question of why do you ask? Roofes tells the Jonathan what Moe just told him. By now the whole village is talking and asking what or who is god. Jonathan after being told what Moe has said tells Roofes to go get Moe bring him back to me with his book. Roofes runs to Moe's house and finds Moe is still sitting in front of his table with that book that is the word of god Moe had said in front of him. Roofes tells Moe that Jonathan the elder wants a word with him and his book.

Old news new view

A&E is doing a recap on the trench coat mafia. Now I find this pretty dame funny seeing they are ripping on the very kids which I was. They are blaming video games like doom which I played, and music lyrics from Marilyn Manson which I still listen


to. Now I find it funny what parents go after ever thing to try and get an answer. But the one thing they do not look at is them self's, you can't blame you chilled killing someone or themselves just from the games they place or the music he listens to.

I did all these things right down to the black cloths black finger nails and lipstick, I mean well we all go throw some kind of faze in life. In this recap on A&E they are going to schools and having students ware cameras to see what goes on in school. They had freaks and geeks comment on how they are treated, and then jocks yes we all know who I am talking of. We have all been in school the jocks run the place and treat every other person like shit, hummm you think that might be it nahh it would not be that easy. The really funny part is they talk to the jocks and asked them why the freaks and geeks would not like them, what do they say "I don't know why we never did any thing to them" ya right like I believe that one. I went to school and I was one of the freaks I know what jocks do.


You know I was part of a class Alfa and this class groped kids like me with jocks and other students that were not part of the same social group. The hole propos of this class was to brake down the stereo type barriers, and it did so this class started some time in the early 70's and ran until the year after I graduated (ya I did that), the official diction to stop the group from the school board was "the class cost to much to run and showed no results". This was the most bullshit I had ever heard.

This class for me and many other students not only help but made us see, school is not life it is more along the lines of pre life. This class helped every person see that we are all the same regardless of are appearances, it is sad to say that this class did not show any results for the school system when it showed so many students that you should not judge a book by its cover. Now I know we have all hired the saying but who many people follow this saying.

I my self try and I think Alfa helped a lot in that. I think the biggest thing I saw out of the class was, the jocks and G-dogs really see us freaks as the same as them, we just looked different. The freaks that get all the shit are the ones that are strong we choose to look different and don't care what others think, we do not try are hole life to look like all the others to try and fit in with them. We are who we are and that is what you have to deal with.

The think I think really made me realize the whole pre life scenario is one thing. I new a few very poplar people that after school was over, they realized they were nothing out side of the constructs of school, and tried to comet suicide. Now none of them when throw with it but they realized the truth. They are nothing out side of school; the funny thing is one of the jobs I went to for a wile I ran in to the jocks of my school.

They all new me I was the one that got in fights with many of them, the one that would not take shit, the one would go for it all or nothing. Now walking in to this place of employment with all the jocks of old, they all very quickly came to say hello to me and ask who life was to me. Now this was funny because almost all of the people I was working with went to college and got some sort of degree but yet what are they doing working in the same factory as me. (I laughed my ass off after the first day of work.)

Now threes were the people that said over and over I would be nothing in life, I was never going to make it out side of school, and to see that they made nothing of there life's was very fitting. In the few months that I worked there I surpassed most of them and if I would have stated longer I am sure I could have been there manager which would have been very fitting.


And for the martial of this little write up. Don't judge a book by it cover, no school is not life only pre life, no you all suck and I should have killed you all, no the moral would be you go as fare as you want to go high school meant nothing life is only lived when you get a job and pay your own way throw life.

We all know how I hate stupidity and narrow minded morons

So I find this blog, at fist I read it and find it fucking hilarious. I was going to post it and let you all read how dame funny It was. Until (me grinding my teeth) I try to comment on her idiotic moronic stupidity of the report on evolution she did. And I got this mailed to me,

Dear American:

Thank you very much for your eMail.

Unfortunately, due to a (currently still) extremely high volume of
emails I receive every day, I will most likely not be able to read or even
answer your email.

If you feel you need to contact me, please visit my website:
http://www.ShelleyTheRepublican.com and leave a comment.

Thank you very much and have a great day.
God bless you,
Shelley

You will find in this Email sent to me her site address so read her evolution post and then read my comment to her.

I will post my comment to her below after reading it feel free to read her dumb ass moronic ramblings about what she thinks in her very narrow minded view. And this is what I wanted to post.

Now what I find funny is the fact that you bring up carbon dating, which can prove the date pretty close. Now there is absolutely nothing that any church or religion can carbon date to prove any such person or personas walked this earth. Now with that said we have watched evolution over and over there are many animals that still walk this earth that can prove evolution happens, it just happens over a time frame we can not comprehend. There is nothing to prove that any religion is true to there claims. The bible which ever you chose to read are all word of mouth, and word of mouth is the same as hear say, and hear say is more or less speculation. So until you can absolutely disclaim that evolution happens it is still possible. The bible on the other had is the same until it can be proven it may or may not have happened.

How To Be Happy

Ok below is something I found here. I found this to be pretty funny and thought I would share with you all.

Ya your welcome.


How To Be Happy
Don't be sad. Being sad never did anything for anybody. Sad people are hard to stand. They leak, convulse, make too much noise, and sometimes throw things they hope will break. And their problems tend to be contagious. It's best to stay away. If you're sad try not to get it on anyone else. If you weren’t sad you wouldn't want it on you either.

Cheer up. Happy people tend to avoid sad people. Misery still loves company, but company has filed for divorce. Company is seeing other people. Company has moved on. You should too. Happy people can be found in restaurants and at parties, usually in groups. Happy people are also loud, and convulsive, and tend to be contagious, but unlike sad people they are not hard to be around. Unless you are sad. Then they're pure evil.

What's wrong? Nothing. That's what. Anything other than nothing is something, and something is a messy answer to a nice clean question. Don't make a mess, especially in public. Be clean and tidy and keep your somethings to yourself. If someone seems to be asking for something, have the decency to give them nothing. Nothing goes with everything. Nothing is the new black.

Feel better. Feeling bad is a choice, like being gay or republican, and you'll feel so much better as soon as you decide to stop feeling bad. One easy way to feel better is to pretend. Chemicals might speed this up. If too much time passes and pretending to feel better doesn't make you feel better you'll probably just go back to feeling bad, which will bother the people who fell for your ruse, and probably leave them feeling bad, which will make you feel a little bit better.
Never give up. Because tomorrow is a new day. Different things could happen tomorrow. They could fall from the sky, or run you over in the street. Tomorrow might be a different shape than today, or the same shape, but in different wrapping. Tomorrow is a Christmas present from today and everyone loves to get presents. Tomorrow might just be a sweater, but it could also be a remote controlled car. And you. You could be a new person by tomorrow. You might not even be you. Tomorrow's you might be today's you with a smile and a remote controlled car, and you'd certainly want to stick around to see that. Wouldn't you?

Republish reprint Ode to apartment living

A Little up date to this tail at the end.

Feds allege bias at rental complex pleas read I am mentioned in this article. And will most likely be thrown out of the apartments for it.

Ok so many of you know we live in apartments, do we like it no. not for the normal reasons of apartments but for the lack of maintenance and the owner. Now I am going to tell a story that is funny to us. A little back round in this we have lived her a little under 2 years. And we have heard so many bad things of this web site now pay close action to what they say about the manager of said apartments.

Above is the picture they would like you to see.
And below is the dry wall that the owner said is fine, and doesn't look bad. also this is the kind of dry wall that will grow mold if not fixed, now the leak is gone but the nasty dry wall stays because I quote "there is no mold here you would be able to see it". Not true mold grows were there is very little to no light, which would be above the spot not were you could see it.


Ok so are story starts on the 1st of the month when are rent is do. So we go in to the office and the owner is not there, but a new manager like the forth or fifth in the less then two year we have been here. So we ask about when are dry wall is going to be fixed she has no clue she tells us that she is trying to get a dry wall guy. (We have had 4 different dry wall people come in and look) She then goes on to tell us that she is having problems with finding any dry wall people in the area. (the last dry wall guy that came in I asked him and he told me that the owner dose not pay you for work that you do so no one will do the work) we go a few rounds with her and she tells us that she is really trying, that she left a job of 6 years for this head ache. Now we don’t really blame her she is not the one that has to ok this owner is and well he will not do that. So we keep talking to her and she tells us not to get to pushy with the owner he will sue people and he has lots of money to do so. Well we went on to tell her all about how the kid is allergic to mold and we can not have this wet plaster in the apartment, we need it fixed now. She writes down all the information and tells us that she will talk to the owner and try to get him to fix this stuff. So we go about are day.


Above another picture they would like you to see that is nice.
And below another picture from are bed room that is also fine, said the owner. Yes it is a whole a hole were the water leaked so bad it was poring in and ate the dry wall, all the dry wall that is missing was on the floor. No this is not a hole that was punched in or pushed in, it was poring in and ate the shit right out.


We stop back at the apartment so I can take a piss be fore we go to the pet store, I go in to the apartment and see there is a message I listen to the message and it is the manager in the office calling us she asks that we call her back. So we do so as we leave to go to the pet store. She informs us that the owner wants to come see the problems, (he has seen those 2 or 3 times already). And that he will be her in a half hour. So we go in to clean up mode and wait for him.

He shows up and comes in we asked him why the problems have not been fixed, he said that he is trying to get it done but he is having problems with finding some one, he said that no one wants to do the little jobs. We know that that has nothing to do with it; it is more like no one wants to work with this ass hole. So we bring up we have had to take the kid to after hours clinic because of the mold that is growing in the ceiling were it leaked and was never replaced. At this the owner goes ballistic saying don’t you say that because of the dry was that she is sick, and then he starts raising his voice to use saying there is no mold you can see mold, (now we know from the house mold dose not grow in sunlight) he keeps going on in saying please don't blame her going to the ER on the apartments it had nothing to do with it. Then he goes on to sell us there is nothing wrong with the dry wall it looks fine. Now I am sorry but if that shit was in my house it would have been fixed. (Now that statement coming form the person that made the cleaning people come back out to the apartment before we moved in to pull the stove out and clean behind it aging).

So well he just keeps getting very nasty we the wife, so this makes me was to just beat the guy down right there. He dose all this in are home/apartment. So Peaj goes off she tells him that we pay are rent and this is why we pay the rent for things like this to be fixed. And at this he turns tail and starts to run to the door. Now with this I take my cue and start prying, I very nicely tell him that I think the problems he is having is not due to the small jobs as he put it. But more to the fact that all the contractors don't want to work for him do to the fact that he dose not pay them. Now you have to look at the hole picture to really get the feeling he is standing at are door hand on knob and ready to run, he stops looks at me very angry at this and starts to yell at me that he wants names of the people that said this and I tell him I am not going to tell him names. He goes on to say that they are lying and at this point he is so defensive about it I was trying not to laugh at him. He tells me that you should never listen to heir say and that they are lying, (I guess there is a grain of truth in every statement).

Now with that said he tells us that just to make us comfortable he will get it fixed. And that is one peaj nails the dude to the cross and said that it is not to be comfortable that he should fix it we pay are rent and this is what we pay rent for, and that it needs to be fixed. At this he runs from the apartment. Now this dose not end here he sends the maintenance man over the same guy that can't fix a dame thing right. The guy that as admitted to me that he has no idea how to do dry wall. He comes here with 3 little peaces of dry wall,


Now that are manager is pissed off and we are more then pissed off at him. We decide to right fox 2 news you know the problem solvers. So we did so with how he teats his tenets. After sending this and starting to calm down form the entire ruckus. I heir the mail lady come in and put the mail in the box, now this is the norm but what was not the norm is there is some little chick walking around in the building. Now for most that would not be a big deal but what is, is the fact that you have to have a key, now I wait till she goes up starts for I don't like to talk to people much. As soon as I touch the mail box she is there asking if she would talk to me about the apartments, fist thought she is thinking about renting, then she informs me that she is a reporter for the Detroit news. Wow when it rains it pores so we start talking and yes she has a badge. So I invite her in to the apartment and we ask all kind of questions, but the problem is she is doing a story on the apartments having charges agents them for being racial bias. As the article is posted in the first post. I will go no farther in to this. Now on to the maintenance man is here and is trying to fix it. He is doing a really bad job but at lest something is getting done.

Another picture of the grounds that looks really nice.
And here is another of the dry wall that is in are apartment that is also fine and dose not needed to be fixed. Now this spot is the worst it is in the living room and not only looks really bad, but also is most likely were mold is growing, said spot is discolored very badly which is a sine that mold is most likely growing.


now I know with my name printed it will undoable have many problems with the apartments which will be fun. We are looking for another place to live and do not plan on staying here. But this will be a story for the years. Good times, we are most likely going to call and say we have been discriminated against for the fact that we had to pay so much more for deposit then others. Now with my name being printed and all I am sure he can't really do shit to me so this might get to be fun. Well I hope you enjoy the lovely story of renting, I am sure there will be more to come.



And for a small update on this apartments crap. The hole in the bedroom has been patched very poorly but patched none the less. And the bathroom problem that has been sitting for almost 2 years is not finished and painted. Now I know that with these things being fixed I should no longer bitch about them well tough shit I am going to any way. The problem in the living room is still there and there is no plain in fixing said spot. So I will be calling the health board and see what they have to say. Let's all hope for the best and the apartment manager/ owner gets what he deserves. We like said apartments a lot we like the grounds, and the piece and quite of the buildings but with an owner like this we will not stay.

are cable company

So we got a call from bright house (are cable company), and they asked if we would like to have basic cable? Now we did have basic but at 46 some dollar per month we dropped to just the antenna package. So they are offering a special of 20 bucks a month for all 78 channels. Now this sounds cool to me are paying 13 just for the antenna which is just the local channels. So they come they take the filter off and no we are having problems getting some of the local channels in. I called and had an appointment with them to come out and check it but canceled it after the channels came in the next day. Well now the channels are out aging, but now that we have 70 something channels who cares right? Well I do of the fact that even knows we have 70 some channels there is still not a dame thing on. We got ride of the 70 some channels around 3-4 months ago so you would think something new would be on by now. Well we found out that we have seen every dame thing that is on now 3-4 months ago. WOW what a waste of time, all the channels and still not a dame thing on. You have to love paying for reruns.

Ok so not a whole lot going on

I finally did get the van cleaned out, all this cleaning just to put more in. the whole purpose was to clean out the stuff/junk in there to put the bikes in for summer. Now I don't know how much we will use said bikes but we have them with us if needed.

Other interesting things; now I am going to guess that most of you have heard of whole estates and unclaimed money being given to the state, what you might not know is they can't take said property/money unless it goes unclaimed for said amount of time. Now what most people don't know is it cost very little money (one stamp). Now all you have to do is put you name/company and see what turns up give it a try. Now you do have to wait 120 days and I am not sure if they tell you a yes or no but we will find out. I sent in an inquiry to see what might be mine.



That is all folks

Ode to apartment living in thoughts

Now I know with my name printed it will undoable have many problems with the apartments which will be fun. We are looking for another place to live and do not plan on staying here. But this will be a story for the years. Good times, we are most likely going to call and say we have been discriminated against for the fact that we had to pay so much more for deposit then others. Now with my name being printed and all I am sure he can't really do shit to me so this might get to be fun. Well I hope you enjoy the lovely story of renting, I am sure there will be more to come.

Ode to apartment living part 5 continued

Now that are manager is pissed off and we are more then pissed off at him. We decide to right fox 2 news you know the problem solvers. So we did so with how he teats his tenets. After sending this and starting to calm down form the entire ruckus. I heir the mail lady come in and put the mail in the box, now this is the norm but what was not the norm is there is some little chick walking around in the building. Now for most that would not be a big deal but what is, is the fact that you have to have a key, now I wait till she goes up starts for I don’t like to talk to people much. As soon as I touch the mail box she is there asking if she would talk to me about the apartments, fist thought she is thinking about renting, then she informs me that she is a reporter for the Detroit news. Wow when it rains it pores so we start talking and yes she has a badge. So I invite her in to the apartment and we ask all kind of questions, but the problem is she is doing a story on the apartments having charges agents them for being racial bias. As the article is posted in the first post. I will go no farther in to this. Now on to the maintenance man is here and is trying to fix it. He is doing a really bad job but at lest something is getting done.

Ode to apartment living part 4 continued

So well he just keeps getting very nasty we the wife, so this makes me was to just beat the guy down right there. He dose all this in are home/apartment. So Peaj goes off she tells him that we pay are rent and this is why we pay the rent for things like this to be fixed. And at this he turns tail and starts to run to the door. Now with this I take my cue and start prying, I very nicely tell him that I think the problems he is having is not due to the small jobs as he put it. But more to the fact that all the contractors don’t want to work for him do to the fact that he dose not pay them. Now you have to look at the hole picture to really get the feeling he is standing at are door hand on knob and ready to run, he stops looks at me very angry at this and starts to yell at me that he wants names of the people that said this and I tell him I am not going to tell him names. He goes on to say that they are lying and at this point he is so defensive about it I was trying not to laugh at him. He tells me that you should never listen to heir say and that they are lying, (I guess there is a grain of truth in every statement).

Now with that said he tells us that just to make us comfortable he will get it fixed. And that is one peaj nails the dude to the cross and said that it is not to be comfortable that he should fix it we pay are rent and this is what we pay rent for, and that it needs to be fixed. At this he runs from the apartment. Now this dose not end here he sends the maintenance man over the same guy that can't fix a dame thing right. The guy that as admitted to me that he has no idea how to do dry wall. He comes here with 3 little peaces of dry wall,


To be continued