Sine up to day and see if you are good friend to be had?
Answer some questions and send them in and you will find out the truth about the friend that you think you are.
1 would you be friends with an ugly person?
2 when looking for a friend does you ask your self if you would have sex with them before you consider them to be a friend.
3 would you go down on a friend if he/she is sad?
4 ok you have a friend that is single would you go out of you way to try and get them laid?
5 when at a party do you stick by you friend even when all they want to do is sit and stare?
6 say you are getting it on with some one and you phone rings and you see it is your friend does you answer or just keep bumping ugly?
7 would you play wing man/women for you friend even if the one you get stuck with is ungodly ugly?
8 do you have a friend that keep around just for laughs?
9 do you make fun of one friend to another friend?
10 would you do you friends wife/girlfriend husband/boyfriend with out asking?
11 say your friend is of same sex as you. Said friend wants to be interment with you. Do you run like hell? Or try it and see?
12 do you tell other people friends embarrassing moments?
13 would you do you friends mom/dad if they were hot?
14 do you have a friend that the only reason you have them as a friend is to argue with them?
15 ok picture you and you friend have very hot dates. You are the one out of the two of you that gets laid all the time. Ok so you and your friend only have one condom, you let you friend have it being the weak on in the sex department? Or do you just take it and go fuck like a bunny?
16 would you bail you friend of jail at 3 am?
17 if you found out your friend was in the closet would you not longer keep them as a friend?
18 if said friend had really bad taste in music would you tell them?
19 if you found out you friend has been doing you wife/girlfriend husband/boyfriend. Would you beet them to death? Or just let is go?
20 what is the first thing you look for in a friend?
When this is complete please send it to conceptzero @sbcglobal.net
It will be graded and the results will be returned to you for fun. I reserve the right to post results on this blog only with consent from the applicant
4 comments:
just cuz i want to clog your comments section:
1 would you be friends with an ugly person?
most of my friends are ugly. it helps me look better.
2 when looking for a friend does you ask your self if you would have sex with them before you consider them to be a friend.
yep. and if the answer is no, then i usually make them a friend. funny how that works.
3 would you go down on a friend if he/she is sad?
lick her box if she's sad? sure. why not.
4 ok you have a friend that is single would you go out of you way to try and get them laid?
only if they want me to. and if i've fulfilled my quota for the week.
5 when at a party do you stick by you friend even when all they want to do is sit and stare?
fuck no. fuck them, they can do what they want. they're an adult. they wanna sit and stare, piss on them and their anti social drama. i want to find a woman to hit on.
6 say you are getting it on with some one and you phone rings and you see it is your friend does you answer or just keep bumping ugly?
keep on bumpin.
7 would you play wing man/women for you friend even if the one you get stuck with is ungodly ugly?
i have...
8 do you have a friend that keep around just for laughs?
yeah.
9 do you make fun of one friend to another friend?
sure, but usually in that persons presence. that way we can have laugh... to said persons face.
10 would you do you friends wife/girlfriend husband/boyfriend with out asking?
how does one ask? hey, dude, your girl is hot and i think she's into me. can i put it to her? i'd like to say i'd ask... but my track record proves otherwise.
11 say your friend is of same sex as you. Said friend wants to be interment with you. Do you run like hell? Or try it and see?
well, i casually get a beer, let him suck my dick, then gay bash him to make myself feel better. then tell him that just he sucked my dick doesn't make me gay. and that i'm not interested. and then before i leave i force him at knife point to suck me off again. you know, the usual.
12 do you tell other people friends embarrassing moments?
oh hell yeah. nothing like having to relive the embarrassment in front of NEW friends.
13 would you do you friends mom/dad if they were hot?
sure. why not.
14 do you have a friend that the only reason you have them as a friend is to argue with them?
yep.
15 ok picture you and you friend have very hot dates. You are the one out of the two of you that gets laid all the time. Ok so you and your friend only have one condom, you let you friend have it being the weak on in the sex department? Or do you just take it and go fuck like a bunny?
give him the condom, convince my girl that bareback is better. oh yeah.
16 would you bail you friend of jail at 3 am?
i'd probably be there with them. but barring that, yeah. if i had the cash.
17 if you found out your friend was in the closet would you not longer keep them as a friend?
well if they're in a closet how can they be my friend? i mean, we can't go out and do shit if they're in a closet.
18 if said friend had really bad taste in music would you tell them?
who the fuck am i to judge someone's taste in music.
19 if you found out you friend has been doing you wife/girlfriend husband/boyfriend. Would you beet them to death? Or just let is go?
i'd have to woop both their asses, then jump in, and join in the fuck fest.
20 what is the first thing you look for in a friend?
money.
well I guess with that I can put up the results here.
you score 11 of of 20 not to bad you are just a little above the not so good friend. so i guess that make you worthy to be friends with others
w00t! i'm just a little above the bottom!
Ha ha! I got a 17/20. That's because I'm awesome.
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