chucks little life

life as I see and live it or what little I can say..........

7.03.2007

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Messed Up: I've been asked to say a few words about Chuck, Michigan resident and avid blogger. When Chuck's not playing with his wife and kid, he's playing with his ferrets and cat. He's a hot amateur househusband, who I'm sure would look fine in a little apron and some rubber gloves, although we'd have to ask his wife, Peaj, about that to know for sure. I'm told he has tattoos, but you'd probably have to bribe him with hockey tickets and flirt with him to see them all. Chuck is afflicted with dyslexia, but I think in his case I'm going to call it "sexlexia" just because I can. (Sexlexia is a condition where it doesn't matter what orders the other letters are in, as long as I and U can come at the same time.) You can try to offend him, but he has a pretty liberal view on life and a good sense of humor, and he'll take your opinion and verbally shove it up your own ass. Without lube. Cause he's punk rock like that. In conclusion, I'd like to say that you should send Chuck $100. Written by Stepho

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