12.31.2008

New years eve/day

now most go out drink and have a good time, then there are some that just stay in with there family.

and then there are some of us that hardly even count this as a holiday at all. it is one of them holidays that has little meaning to me. I under stand the hole celebrate the new years coming, but for a long time now I see nothing good coming of the coming year, more bills more tax and less money.

even now with school stating for me (still having a hard time with that) I see nothing any better then the years past, now don't get me wrong I do see how lucky i am and to healthy kids a great wife a house and all. but to tell you the truth when you have spent so much time trying to run up the never ending escalator it is hard to celebrate another year of running.

(THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR)


well that is my 2 cents on this holiday and for every one out there happy new year, drive safe and live another year.

Movie critic's

did you ever ask you self after you read a review on a movie that you just watched and thought was pretty good, how the hell did the critic think it sucked.

well here is a good little read critic's review

now i have a few theory on this: here is the first that comes to mind they are unimaginative idiots.
ok so it is a movie and it is not real and if it were it would be on fox I am sure with some real life drama crap tacked on to the title.

but do they see this no they say well it was unbelievable, well da it is not spouse to be real.

I think they should spend a little more time on the people writing memores or there life story that is not only not true but impossible but they snap that shit write up in believe.

you can check that out here, read about the suckers that bought this one

now there is another in the news but being kind of bored of this post i will let you all find it.

12.29.2008

time tested and approved

I am sure I have said it before but I will say it agin.

are life is never been easy (me and my wife that is)
things never seam to happen at the right times, the most reasond event would have to be the van's front heater going out on are way down state for thanks giving. a 3-4 hour trip in crappy weather with no defrost in the front of the van sounds fun.

there are many of these things, Abby coming at the most inopportune time, 2-3 months with no pay check after getting a second home, and only one income. her car the only reliable one having a bad censer with in that 2-3 months with no income six hundred bucks that we did not have.

many relationships start off strong and then go wrong with things get tough, be it lack of money or lack of job or direction in life.

we have faced all of these and more time and time again, and the only thing that has stayed is us. are love are respect for one another. it is amazing how well we get throw things.

now am sure you are asking how do you do it, that I can not say for sure. don't get me wrong I have my theory, but I think the only thing that is different is every thing we do we do it together.

we talk and decide together we share are money or lack there of. we make the best of what we have or at lest try to.

if you believe in the hole full circle of life thing then we are due to win the lotto any day now.

or at lest find a stash of money. the funny thing is in the end it all seams to work out not as we planed it but close to being acceptable for us.


so for this reason I say that me and Peaj are time tested and approved.

12.28.2008

life moves on for some

due to some real bad ideas and bad deals just bad business all around you have CEO's dropping dead, from there own doing.

the only thing this make me think of is when you were a kid, and well you know you do something you were told not to or you know you should have not done. and you worried about being found out or getting caught after the fact.

now for most (you know how you are) if you don't get caught the first or or second time you try to get away with more, but in the end you get caught or you don't. most of us take the right path and just grow up I guess.

so i guess what i am getting at is there are far to many crooks running around with are money or handing us more money then they know we could ever pay back.


YOU bastard YOU new you were doing us wrong just to line your pockets.

that's just bad business

12.26.2008

Not in my case but worthy of a post

One Day After Christmas
Author Unknown

It's one day after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm broke.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak.

It's nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they'll leave.
They've been camping in my bathroom
since early Christmas Eve.

They're eating everything in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I been sacked out in the basement
with my beagle, Fred.

The relatives have all gone out
and left their screaming brats.
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
and I can't find the cat.

It's Christmastime at my house,
the relatives are here.
They eat me out of house and home.
and drink up all my beer.

I love the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives
would take their kids and go.

Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
a twenty pound rib roast.
His feet are sticking in the air
like skinny old fence posts.

Now they're in a free-for-all,
the girls against the boys.
They're fighting over boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys

My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinseling her hair

I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks begin.
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
when they plug her in.

Author Unknown
Submitted by a visitor

12.25.2008

Christmas time

What does Santa bring for daddies,
Too old to want a toy?
Wallets, watches, ties, and sweaters
Don’t make for much joy
What do daddies want for Christmas,
Really, in their hearts?
So perfect that they’d shriek like kids
Once the shredding starts?
Oh, Daddy! Is there anything
You want beneath the tree?
Other than, of course, to watch
Me open gifts for me?

12.23.2008

December

Things that you realize about December when living in the snow belt,

shoveling is needed way to much

raking the roof is not as much fun as it looks.

Sunday marked the first day of winter and we already have over a foot and a half of snow here,(what the hell) we have a 5 foot hill in the back from the snow off the roof for the kids to sled on. (not kidding it is up to my shoulder)

it seams to be a tradition now for are thermocouple to go out any were from 10pm to 2am in the morn, after winter starts what is a thermocouple you ask it is the little part that lets are boiler know there is a poilet flam and it is lit, a little peace of copper sits in front of the flame and it runs to the censer. it has gone out every winter now that I think of it, from the time we moved up here.

this year was no different it was about 10 out side and the thermocouple went out. this time it was my uncle that came throw for us he had one that was shorter then needed for a fix, but it did work for a jury rig for the night.

so this year i bought two of the 10 dollar parts one for now and one for when the little bastard besides to go out again. (wich it will not so now that i have a spare)

so all in all things are good just need to keep working to keep every thing at bay.




it is a easy 5 min fix if you have the 10 doller part problem is no one is open around here after 10. every year it is the same thing, call the parints and and they call around to any one they can think of.

12.05.2008

Box of chocolates any one

Life is like a box of chocolates (that has been left in a car in the desert!)
Well were to start, lets start with the 06 mini van we have had less then a year. The front blower went out right be for are trip down state talk about bad timing, as all of us know that with out a blower in the front of the van you have no way of defogging the windshield and on a 3-4 hour trip that could suck.

Money is short for every one and we no exception to this, it has made things stressful to say the lest. And to think I am going to be starting college (what the hell was I thinking) the state is going to pick up the tab of the schooling but I am sure there will be things that will not be covered.

Went up to the school to turn in some paper work for a pel grant I received (did not think I would get any thing) and tried to register for my classes to find out 2 of them are full, which sucks seeing that with the pre wreck of a hole lot of math to catch up I have to take all of my classes in the order in which was planed out. (should have lessened to the wife and went asap) although I did find out that no worker left behind program looks at 2 years as calendar years so I have one extra semester to add in to help lighten the load a little. So ones again I will have to go throw all the class find out when they are offered and move every thing around to try and get it to work out.(not easy)

The trip down state went well up to the point of getting sick, the wife was throwing up the hole night of Friday and I was very sick all of Friday and most of Saturday. So we cut the trip short and went home not fun driving when you are sick and tired.

We came home and then had to unload the car, not feeling well I just started working with the unload, some times working will take my mind off feeling like crap, but to add to the trouble I took the cell phone and dropped it in the make shift puke bucket that was not used and then put water jugs in with it. For those that can do math I am sure you can figure out what happened after 2 days of sitting in there.

So add in calling the cell company and getting a new phone sent out to us, easier then we thought but now the new phone dose not work. (so we are waiting for corporate to call us back)

And here is the one good bit of news around here are 9 year old daughter has made major changes in school and we have finely gotten to see the results with strait A’s. with only a few things wrong with behavior I am very proud that she has finely starting to make the effort. please check out the post that Peaj has up

Then this morning I wake to Peaj’s email account open, with a email opened from her boss to let every one know the are combining to floors of the hospital in to one. Not cool this is what is happening every were but this also means more people higher on the totem and may mean more time off due to lack of people going to the hospital. So the rest of the tabs that were left open are for job openings for another hospital that is a lot further away, (not something I would care for Peaj to have to do every day).

Well at this point we should be use to this things never seam to go easily for us, it has and am sure will always be a up hill battle.

So here is to the good fight we keep fighting.

11.28.2008

Black Friday

This makes it black Pegasus Friday, lets hope skip has a well themed one for to day. With out a debut I am being dragged out of bed at some horrid time, just to go look at stuff that I don’t want yippy. My self in general do not go to a store unless there is a reason and this year I see very little reason to wake to early just to try and find something.

I would rather pay the few bucks saved on a little extra sleep and less crazy ass nut jobs all trying to get a good deal.

Every year this comes up and every year I do not want to go, unless there is something well worth the early times crazy mad people and with out a doubt cold as morning.


All I have to say is it dame well better have been worth it.

11.26.2008

Happy birth day

To day is Peaj's birth day.
So lets all say happy birth day to her.

So happy birth day to you!

there is nothing like a 3 hour car ride with two children to say happy birth day and we love you, right?

11.06.2008

the dawn of new days

well with the nov. 4th votes in and a new president elected, we move on with are life. not until December 20th i think will take control of this united states. I wish him luck in the turning of this country.

moving along as some of you know I had many problems in school, being dyslexic made it rather hard to stay up with the other students. well I had to take a placement test for the colloge program I am trying to get in to, full of fear of bombing out on it. Or finding out that I am to dame dumb after 10+ years out of high school.

I did rather well if you ask me this was a interactive test that adapted to the test taker, it was a little odd to take. for the reading placement part it came back satisfactory witch tuns out means I would not have to take a reading class.

then I took English placement and this consisted of a 200 work essay, and you only had 30 mins to do it in. ( the 30 min were not a problem what was is the fact that I was never thought the basics for writing) this horrible written essay had to be read by some one (I feel pitty on this person)so I reserved the results back like the day after. and believe it or not I reserved English composition, by the way that is one step up from retarded.

Math on the other had I think that they were nice and gave me one step below retarded. I new that I would bomb this portion of it any way.

Now with president elect out of the way, and my farthing education moving along I would like to educate the rest of you out there. so watch the educational videos I have so generous put up for you.






I found a copy of the one above but was unable to embed it here, so will leave you the link most of the information is right on I just liked it betterI guess.


and for the extra credit to day a little more lernin for you all. I due like how the videos tie this hole post together. I love it when a plan comes to gather.

11.04.2008

Go Vote


that is all
just go do it, do it for the next 4 years.

11.02.2008

Do the math

Ok so I have to ask how many wight guys dose it take to mimic on black guy. it sure dose look like it takes a lot.


10.30.2008

sarcasm if fun

I have to say when I found this clip it gave me a little more then a giggle, enjoy.

10.29.2008

Baiting

I may have figured out why. Ok so as most of you know I live in sticks and when you get out to the sticks the big things around here are hunting fishing and orv trails.

Now I under stand the reason for all of the above idioms and why some would want to do them, all but hunting if you are going to hunt then you should hunt. Not go out bate a area and then wait for a day or so and then go kill the animal that took the free hand outs. (side note) this would be a fun thing to do with people.
Now don’t get me wrong if use hunting as a major part of you food for a house holed then I can see the reason for bating, but for the 90% of people that run up north to shoot a animal end up in a cabin drinking like fish and have a good time with the guys. (some of the story’s I have heard were more like a party)

Ok on with the reason I think I have found the reason for bating it is simple, easy in easy out the faster you bag you dead animal the quicker you can get back to you buddies/friends/friends. .

So what do you all think did I finger it out?

10.27.2008

need to title for this

This is the only moive I would like to see made. there has been many moives on the topic.

so you have to tell me is life inpersnating telovition/moives or is it telovition/moives inpersnating life??






The very sad part of this is I could see Disney doing this.

10.23.2008

interesting

Ok so here is a very interesting thing to me. I have seen some weird stuff but this one is the best I have seen in some time.

Was checking my counter up on this page as I do some times for fun. And I had a hit form United kingdom not that uncommon the domain name is commercial little weird, and it is part of the British telecommunications net work (yes odd to be stopping by my site). But the funny part is the referring url that shows up is this now that is a little on the odd side. There was no time spent running throw my site at all but it was very odd to come up on a search like that. And what the hell would some guy at work I would assume be looking that up for?

10.22.2008

what happens when board em sets in

ok I had to put this up after checking Joe's post back on the 16th. I do think this is the orginal version of the song. (at lest it is better)


Funny - Funny Videos


fucking with golfers is always fun, and I think this is the best kind of fun.


Funny - Funny Videos




what is it about huge cocks that get every one giggling like school girls?


Funny - Funny Videos

10.03.2008

Book reading

I have all but given up on reading books that is. the last that I read was the golden compass, (good book buy the way). it took me close to a hole year to finish it, no I am not that slow. but that is when Abby was born so things got busy.

but what I have turned to is reading magazines. mental floss would have to be on the top of the list for me, awaiting them to come in the mail is hard when the issue is so good you read cover to cover in a day or so (limited time for reading).

the second for the list is popular mechanics I end up reading cover to cover on this one two. it has very interesting articles about every day things as well as lots of reviews for things I could never afford.

so tell me when and what was the last thing you read that sparked a idea or started you thing?????

10.02.2008

paying tribute

you know polio may not be around as much as in the past years, but did you know you should say thanks to the thirty thousand monkeys that were used in classifying the various types for you.

just goes to show you with out animal testing we would be just SOL.

and for some of you men out there that think you are the horniest thing living, the chimpanzee is about 5x hornier then the average human,

not sure if I want to know were or how they tested this but sounds dame funny.

10.01.2008

we need to be more beavers

did you know baby beavers only stay with there parents for a period of 2 years. that would be a nice thought, kicking the kids out at age 2. not sure if they could do it all buy then but it would be a nice brake.


9.30.2008

lazy days

you know winter is not fare off, when the leaves start changing. You have that last planed bone fire for the year but with that comes lazy days, it never fails when it starts getting cold all you want to do is sleep.


as you may have guessed things are moving slow real slow, it is cooling down for winter and i cant help but want to hibernate.

you know paper Mario may have bombed in the gaming world, but is at the very least entertaining enough to play for a few days.


I leave you with this thought. some times winning is not winning at all.

9.29.2008

Sucking the special out of your special day

For most of us are birth days are the one special day of the year, were you celebrate the day you came in to this world. (every one has one) we celebrate are birth are being and the little thing called getting older I guess.




Now lets suck the special right out of that! You sure you birth day with at lest nine million other people on this planet.


Now with the special sucked right out of that happy birth day to nine million of you folks out there.

9.28.2008

Testcules

What did Hitler and Napoleon have in comment? besides the ability to unite and drive the people to do what they wanted, the ability to kill any one and any thing in there way. They are bough said to be very intelligent and determined, now I would say insanity after all this until I read something that struck me as a little weird, it is said they both only had one testical! Now that in it self I think explains so much about them and they way they saw the world.

Sad if you think about it that they had to do all that to try and prove the were men.

9.27.2008

Campaign trails

More like end trails for some, (Hillary) but being almost a show in for the running she was knocked out so soon, well I think It came down to the bible belt the hardest place to get votes unless you follow there book. (or one close to, or say you do). Now we are left with two very large extremes and to tell you all the truth I think we may be in for more of the crap we are in. one says we are fine and the other is saying we need to do something. ( I do like the adds that say we don’t want more afford more of the same) good marketing if you as me,

But I will not bore you with that crap, it is all a matter of opinions and well my opinion is kinda messy.

So we will cover some facts about presidents

The only three U.S. presidents who ever had to deal with real or impending impeachment -- Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton -- All have names that are euphemisms for “penis”..


David Rice Atchinson was president of the United States for exactly one day. (if any one asked who my favorite president is I will have to remember this guy.)

Andrew Jackson was the only president to believe that the world is flat. (and to add to that here is some messed up shiton Jackson)..even if a quarter of it is true that is to much for me….

It looks like we have a lot to look forward to in presidents.

9.26.2008

Question for all

As any one noticed that economics is much like are ecosystem?

If you disrupt or introduce foreign things the hole thing goes to shit. Let the foreign market in and we all lose are jobs, much like introducing the king toad in Australia it was over ran by toads with a matter of months. Much like the foreign products in America cheep fix but seeing how most of it only last months you are out buying it again in no time, good for them costly for us.

I am going to take a stab in the dark and say it will take many years to under stand the to are very much alike.


And seeing that we are on the subject of economics, has any one found out yet the bush and is brilliant idea about the stimulation check kinda back fired, most people see the dark road ahead and did not go out and blow the money to boost the economy. Aw well good try I guess

9.25.2008

Trying to make it to school

So being the pain in the ass that I am,

I jumped on the ball and called the collage by us to kind get on the ball. That and I am starting to see how this program is going, they only tell you to do a little at a time to keep you having to come back to meet appointments.

So I went talked and found out that I need to do a lot to make the dead line to get in on the winter classes, have to get transcripts and take placement testing, and after talking to the consular over there I find out I also have to be a full time student to get the money form MI.

Ok wow did no think I would have to jump in at full time, I thought I would come in a part time to make sure that school is not over whelming or impedes on taking care of the little one. With that all out the window now we move on.

I am hoping like hell I place high on the placement test so I do not have to take even more pre wrecks. I would love to be able to do this hole thing with as little as possible on the line of trying to play catch up for my horrible lack of schooling in the past.

Wish me well and I will try and keep you informed.

9.24.2008

School

This will undoable be one of very many posts on this subject.

Ok so Michigan has this no worker left behind program, all good so I check it out online and find out that all I have to do is go in to the office and fill out some forms to see if I can get in on the free stuff. So I show up at the office to get a piece of paper and am told that I will have to come back the next day at 9 in the morn for a seminar on this program.

Little ticked I go home thinking wow no were on line did it say I had to go to some seminar. Well I read the paper I was given it gives me a brief over look of the program (cool I guess) just about he same thing that was all over the net.

I show the next day and find that the only thing this lady is saying is the same shit I read on line and she is coving the paper that I was given the day before, (wow thanks for wasting my time and gas money).

After sitting for like 10-15 mins giving the lady a real hard time about how she was not answering any questions but leaving opened ended comments (felt like I was playing some cloche and dagger game). I have the lady a over all hard time seeing I read every thing I could find on the programs that were offered online, well she started backing in to corner and she went from bubbly and happy to getting annoyed.

Well as the time went on she tells us that we have to come back and meet with her, over and over to make sure that we were even going to go throw with the program (ok I can see you don’t want to dish out money for dead beets). But come on, so I show for the first appointment and find that she wants a copy of school records and other crap. (so at this point I am asking why she did not ask for this info and I would have had it when I showed up)

So she becomes very honest and tells me they have put in safe guards to make share you are even going to be able to do it you have to show up to some appointments and see if are capable of getting the info an stuff need to even go throw with the programs.


So all in all I see no problem with getting the money to start school, just have to jump throw some hoops I guess.

More to come stay tooned.

9.23.2008

Makes football worth watching?

Now I was looking throw Google news just typing in wired key words to see what pops up. So I used the word crazy and found this pick (on the right) and under it tells me they are football pics.
Now I it came with a article
with a lots of writing and stuff but that I only
Hit the head line so even with the incentive of nice eye candy it still dose
Not change my view on foot ball. Aw well I guess trying to under stand
A game were many grown mean chase a little ball and lay all over each
Other is to much for me to comprehend. But then again with a few of
This kind of spectators I guess I can see a little of the point.

9.22.2008

I will never look at you the same

Did you know slaves under the last emperors of China ware pigtails so they could be picked out quickly.

Now every time I see you ware pigtails I will only thing of this useless information. So by now I am sure you are asking your self were the hell is he coming up this stuff.


Well my wife knowing how I remember the most useless stuff bought me a book, the book of useless information. On the cover of said book is thousands of things you didn’t think you needed to know… and probably don’t. and to top it all off it is a an official publication of the useless information society. So as most of you know me I had to go digging to see about this society, looking first at the book I find that it is a secret society of Britain’s foremost thinkers, writers, and artists. What have I learned form the book well most of it should not be trusted it brits for Christ sakes.

And the secret part just means they don’t want to have egg on there face for putting this stuff out there I guess.

Ah well it is something to read that is interesting enough to keep ya reading it.

9.21.2008

Statistical chance

You chance of being murdered is one out of twenty thousand, (better then winning the lotto).

Odds of being killed by a dog are one in seven hundred thousand, (most likely increases if you have more then one dog, not sure but I would guess)

Being killed by a tornado one in two million (still better then winning the lotto).

And here is a good one you have just as much chance of being killed falling out of bed as you do with the tornado killing ya.


And here is another I found funny

Out of the 266 men who have been pope, 33 have died violently. Good thing I suffer form Papaphoia.

9.20.2008

Going green

Ok so with all the talk of going green, finding alternative energy sources and such.

I propose we all get a adult electric eel, it is said that they have enough electrical power to power a house of about twelve hundred square feet. The average discharge is 400 volts.


Now tell me why are we not looking in to this? We could keep them as pets and also benefit from them. I am sure some one out there can come up with a interface to harvest this power for are use.


And I know you are all thinking well there is not enough of them to go around. Well that is a easy fix breading ponds and if that dose not work start cloning them.

9.19.2008

Weird how things sneak up on ya

Well I think I need to head to the doctor, why you ask well I will tell you, I think I have Paedophobia, or it may be Xenophobia. I am not sure I will have to get back to you after I talk with a certified person.














Oh ya and by the way if you are wondering what to get me for xmass, I will give you a hint.

Hydrodaktulpsychicharmonica


That is all good day.

9.18.2008

Who are you heroes?

The Roman emperor Commodos collected all the dwarfs, cripples, and freaks he could find and had them brought to the Colosseum, where they were ordered to fight to the death with meat cleavers.





(Taken from the book of useless information)

8.24.2008

hehe

Your result for The Supervillain Archetype Test...

The Megalomaniac


The Megalomaniac is the most prestigious of super-villain classes. If anyone is ever going to rule the world, it will probably be you.



Your main goal in life is power and domination, you have the tools to do it, and you know it. Megalomaniacs are intelligent and forceful, and they tend not to let their emotions cloud their judgment. Most of the time. They are usually found, or not found, working at the top of a huge structured organization, though many prefer to work by themselves.


The Megalomaniac has but one flaw, but its an invariably fatal one; arrogance. He knows that he can take over the world, and he isn't afraid to let you know, often elaborately and in great detail. They often do not foresee the fly in their ointment, because they do not want to admit that such a fly could exist.


Sample Megalomaniacs: Dr. Doom, Lex Luthor, Ras al'Ghul, Kang the Conqueror, Emperor Palpatine, Brain

Take The Supervillain Archetype Test at HelloQuizzy

8.09.2008

Ok so I have way to much to say so instead I will write on this funny as video.

The next Olympic sport
It is so dam funny on so many different laves I mean take a look and just the inside humor to it is good. Not to mention I might watch the Olympics is this were a sport.

Moving right along.

7.20.2008

This is what I want to know

What is the stopping point. What is the stopping point for the gas, what is it going to take for people to stop buying it if they don’t have to (oh wait they have no choice). Or do we? We could stop driving to the corner store or even driving to the corner gas station for smokes.

So tell me I want to know what kind of gas price is it going to take until we stop driving around for no reason? Stop making forty trips because we did not plane ahead?

What will it take to make use walk/ride a bike?

6.29.2008

Posts or lack there of

Ok so I have not posted in for ever, why you ask well time and topics. The time I do get to spend I end up playing a stupid browser game, or checking blogs. I do not get a lot of time to sit down and write. So we I will give a quick run down of things that have been going on

Cutting grass
Doing dishes
Taking care of kids
Taking care of pets (lots of them)
Garage sale did not happen aging due to weather and time. (Hope to run it on the 4th week end but probity will not happen)
Calling the cops (little story on this one)

The neighbor that moved in across the street is a inconsiderate ass hole, and we call he cops when he starts pissing us off (that is why we pay taxies)
So the other day at 6am he is blaring music from his garage and I thought wow what a dick, call the cops. Long story short cops come tell him to turn it down cops leave he starts screaming and yelling and then starts with the loud music aging and then blows up. Peaj is woken and that is never a good thing we call the cops aging he starts screaming at are house that we are f*ckers and so on. Cops come he then drops it and goes in side no doubt to pass out (he is a drunk).

Staining some closet doors to be put up in the next few days.
Laundry (never ending I think)

Peaj won a mp3 player little thing
Had to try and figured it out took a few days but I got it filled up with music she wanted (hope she likes it)
Rolling smokes or lack there off, by the time at night when I get to it, it is so late all I want to do is go to sleep.

Making food another never ending thing, make food eat food make more food.

That is about all that has been going one. See nothing to write about any way.

5.12.2008

For ever ago

Losing interest in posting on this here blog so you will have to bare with me, I will post when I get a bug to bit and sparked a little writing.

Well lets see there is much that has happened from the last post, we will start with the short of it. We bought a new car/suv took said car down state came back and found more and more that is wrong with it mystery noises and all. To many hours and way to much money later we still have the same mystery noises and to think we do not even have a 1000 miles on it. So round and round we go with dealer ship and mangier of Chrysler and dodge, and some none important people we have come back to the dealer ship to make them eat the piece of shit they sold us.

So here is the brake down they are taking it back and we are taking something newer and larger and less miles on it for a little more then we wanted to pay.

Morel of the story here don’t F*ck with a guy that dose not like to get screwed, and sure the hell don’t mess with the wife of said guy when she works nights and has not gotten any sleep.

Other news we lot another ferret may badger rest in peace and have the use of all his limbs again.

We also gained another animal a puppy why you may ask? Well you will have to ask the wife.


Life is moving along fast now the kids are growing so fast.

We are still trying to get this garage sale off the ground that was pose to happen last year, now that the garage is so full of crap that needs to be sold off it is no longer even funny. So here is to hoping that we can loose some of are junk and gain a little cash in doing so.


Well no other new that I can think of but I am sure there are many things from the last post till now that is more or less just water under the bridge at this point.

3.15.2008

NONE

So what do you do when you have words forming in you mind
Well it looks like I am going to throw them out and hope they no longer plague the mind.









The words you have let fall to the page
Cut deeper then any knife
Slicing in to the very hart and soul
The words being only the hilt of you weapon,
The meaning of the words
Being the never ending blade.
Piercing my very being
With every letting falling upon the page
The pain in my chest grows
The under standing and meaning
More painful then any slice of the flesh

3.13.2008

Mustang vs. mustang

Cheaper and It looks like faster way to work, now this is not to say it would not out run or even beat in a strait run, but look at the plus side here. No more gas stations hell all you have to do is stop and graze and with the price of gas I would not mind that. Storage and the kids may prove to be a little difficult but we would have to get the double wide model. well what do you think. Looks like it may be more green friendly to, it may just get the vote of the churches.


I guess I posted to soon this one was good for a chuckle I think over all they did a good job on bring back a character that we know and very few hate. So hats off to you on the cool cross over.

3.11.2008

What the hell is in your water?

what‘s in your water?


Well according to some tests there may be some cool stuff in there. And on a side note to this I think I may have figured out why the antibiotics are not working so well for people. Ya so any ways this is a long article on it but just read the crap about the U.S. that is were the funny bits are. San Francisco's water A sex hormone drinking water like we did not see that one coming. I was very disappointed in the fact that they mentioned Detroit and do not give any other information on it. Now we all know because it would not be prescription drugs they find. Well this being a double post day I will keep this short.

Move down move down for more of my dribble.

Catholicism Wow! Any one

As many of you know I am not a realigns kind of person for the most part I think churches of any kind are corrupt, they money whores and have lost all the value they ones had. Now I found this to be quite funny The new sins now I find this funny for a few reasons the first thing I think of is the buddy Christ and want to laugh because we may just get to see him, the second is that they are fowling the trends of all the new age people. Don’t get me wrong, things do need to change but as the article said less people are confessing there sins ( the priests of the world are getting board, this is all they have people) (they do get the little boys but that is wrong)
So if there are less people confessing there sins there are less people showing up, so in sort what you have is less money for the church. So what do we a little marketing to get back you customers, show that you are not all about the old stupid shit like have been for years and bring in some new things to grab the attention of the new generation.

3.09.2008

The way to start a bad day

Well lets see this day is started off horrible, and I am sure will get no better (here is to hoping). Lets see started off with the stupid cat waking me playing with something in the room, find the wife is not in bed (most likely sleeping on couch. a drawer was left cracked open and apparently there was some thing fun to play with after a few pillow throws said cat left only to return, found drawer open closed drawer problem solved. About 30 min later or so kid wakes but got luckily she just lost her pacifier problem is can’t find the thing most likely on the floor under her crib, go in search of the other pacifier that was not on the table in the living room like I thought but on the dishwasher popped it in her mouth and problem solved. About 30 min later kid is up again with time shift it would be around 4 lost pacifier again this time it was laying next to her popped it in the mouth problem solved back to bed for me.

Well about a hour or so later kid ones again is making noise this time she is more then awake dam time for the bottle I guess, well have to wake wife to put her in bed as for the child not to see mommy and want her to give her the bottle, wake wife tell her said drawer was open we have a argument about times and so on, (shitty wake up call sorry) not the way I like to start the morning with arguing with the wife. Wife helps pore bottle for kid and heads off to bed; she has to work tonight so she attempted to stay up late so she could sleep in preparation for work.

On to the bottle sit in front of the pc to rock kid and give nice warm bottle kid takes a oz of the bottle then proceeds to scram at me for some unknown reason, give kid pacifier in hopes she just dose not want bottle she stops for a few min and then starts up when she sees bottle so I give the bottle back all the wile she absolutely refuses to hold the bottle ( little spoiled) she drinks down another oz and starts the yelling at daddy thing again, ok I am tired kid and little short on pat ions you need to let me know what you want.

Try the burping deal get a little gas from the tummy and then bam she is out for the count. Lay her on the couch and I try laying down as well just to find out the cup of coffee I downed gave me the jitters something bad. So I go and have a smoke and try again. No luck for me to go back to sleep, so here I am typing this horrible morning start out to you.

And now I go back to the couch and with a little luck the kid will sleep a little longer so I can try and get rid of this waking to early head ache.


UP Date
I am a moron! need not say more.

3.08.2008

Why?

Why?

Why is it so much funnier when my wife reads theses to me then for me to read them my self?. Is it the fact that she is screening them for me, or is it I just like to hear her voice? What ever it may be perhaps I like story time, they are funny as hell so enjoy.

the funny has happen.

2.29.2008

All Is unlearned

So ones again we have gotten a new pc, now I do not mean used abused crap that we have gotten time and time again. This is new all new 20 in flat screen big as hard drive, you know the works. But this all comes with one large problem a new OS and yes I mean vista I have bad and good about it but my first impression is what the fuck was Microsoft thinking. Now don’t get me wrong but the problems I have in counted seam to be the run of the mill for most. We will start off with this program called windows defender (windows for retards) this program asks you every time you do a dam thing for permission to carry out the task, after about the 100th click of yes I was ready to throw the pc out the window. Now this is a program problem no problem go looking on the net for the info needed to get rid of it, to find out it is build in to the OS (FUCK). So keep looking and find that you can get it to not run or so I thought, it will always run on the pc and even taking it out of the start menu it is still running sucked took a few days but I now have it sitting quietly in the corner and so far so good it has not made a peep or even pooped a window asking for permission to be there.

Now all in all I hate new OS it takes time to get use to them and all. But I hate to tell every one vista is not all that big it is just XP with a few interface changes. And a few annoying programs tacked on. Now all in all the programs run with little to now problems of the old pc did have a few problems with admirations privileges shit but that is the whole new OS and being safe.

The router set up sucked and hope I have it right this time. I had a 815 error the most common to happen when trying to set a router, now the fix that every one is told to do is just about as stupid as shit, make another user account and set up the router again (kinda sounds like a bug in Vista) it did work and so fare so good.

So all in all not to bad much less trouble then the 5-6 used pc’s that we have gotten. I do find the new key board to be hard to type on for some reason but all in time.

That is all for now folks.

2.13.2008

Time is short


Ok so a few things, Valentines Day a day of love and valentines or some shit like that. Well I think it is just one big sausage fest read here if you don’t get what I am saying.

I have gotten many things for this day from past lover’s old girl friends and my wife. But none of these things really stick out in my mind, why I do not know I guess it is my lack of love for the day. It started at a early age believe it or not I did not get along with others well (really) and for this reason I did not always get valentines from every one. now back in my day it was not mandatory to give a card to every one, like it is now of days. so I guess it would be the grinch syndrome.

Ok moving right along, have you ever known something to be true only to be told definitely and have not had the (___________) to argue.


I saw the above and wanted to see how others would fill in the blank.


Here is another question when can you trust a person for there word, as in take what they say as being the plain truth and not a stretched version?
See this question comes from some hard times I am having with believing what I have been told and what I see and know.

So I ask any one that may read this post to throw there view point in the comments.

1.20.2008

Little more interesting

Ok so I have seen the other, conspiracies and even read them about the whole moon landing. Well check this one out much more interesting and a whole lot better auguring case then all of the others I have see and read.

Make sure you watch the hole thing the end bit really puts it all together.

1.19.2008

Just could not pass this up

Ok so I find this funny as hell and sad as shit all at ones, so I will have to share some of the stuff that I think of about this. First off I know Joe has posted this but for some reason or another I missed the post don’t know. But here is what I am referring to Scientology , place read and watch the video and I will wait right here for you to come back.


Ok so first off I think it is awesome that Gawker is refusing to take the video down and seeing that they are no doubt going to get in some kind of trouble over it and need the traffic way more then I do I will not steal the code for the vid and post it here. Because trust me I would.

Ok on to the point this topic is very touchy I guess, to me it means little more then you are bugging nuts, but for my wife it pisses her off something bad. Ok so with that all said I remember seeing Tom in a interview after one of his first movies and just being in awww over the movie process and how he would love to do another one. and then fast forward you get nut case Tom. Now don’t get me wrong if this is what he wants to do be my guest don’t care, but if he has to come out and tell people he wants to help them because he is the only one that can do so. (send me money ass hole) that is so much bull shit slug at one time it is hard to even listen to.

I think this Scientology this is more or less a rich persons crazy farm, they seam to have a very large god complex they truly believe that they are the only ones to help us lesser people. Let’s do a little math shall we

Tom gets a brake and starts making movies
Movies = $$

Me/ rest of world work are asses off for a little money to raise a family or keep a roof over are heads
Busting asses = 0

Ok so fare I do not see tom as even being a person, little lone being able to help any one. hell I doubt he could help him self, the only thing he has that none of us have is money. No that is helpful but I don’t see him handing it out.

What I want to know is when did he really lose it, the million air status or do they do it based on how many movies you do. Or I might just have it wrong and they just brain wash you when you sleep/or are a wake.

1.01.2008

dah

Happy New Year



That is all I have folks