Statistical chance

You chance of being murdered is one out of twenty thousand, (better then winning the lotto).

Odds of being killed by a dog are one in seven hundred thousand, (most likely increases if you have more then one dog, not sure but I would guess)

Being killed by a tornado one in two million (still better then winning the lotto).

And here is a good one you have just as much chance of being killed falling out of bed as you do with the tornado killing ya.


And here is another I found funny

Out of the 266 men who have been pope, 33 have died violently. Good thing I suffer form Papaphoia.