Timed writing

As we all know I am still plugging along with this school thing, but as we all know it is not easy. So with my English class comes writing lab, but this writing lab is only made up of timed essays. No instructions other then write on one of the three topics, and this is the kicker this is not a graded class. It is pass fail nothing more when you can prove to the instructor you can write with out errors you pass.

Now for me this is like doing rocket science, and no I am not joking, she marks off If you have the wrong word used, or if you don’t use or use a comma were it dose not belong. Some how I am sure I will be taking this class again and not just ones.

She dose check you writing and tell you what you did wrong, but unlike learning something that stays the same, what you learn will change every time. Should be fun for some on that only just barely under stands half of what I should do in the first place.

Reading throw the English book helps, as you might be able to tell in my older blog posts and the new ones, but only so much. I do not think any amount of reading and under standing from the book is going to get me through this one.

Government is not all that hard, but his tests go by the book which we have not even opened yet. Most if not all the class is him talking about governments and ways of governing.

Math is becoming harder and harder, and this is all review or that is what they say. First time around for me, I don’t think five mins of the teacher covering it is going to get me through it. Lots of extra work needs to be done there, and for the most part I have been doing well got a 87% on the first test.

Life moves on, and fast.

Never trust Pairs Hilton

To start out Sunday morning is always fun, but to start it out with a rush is always more fun. Waking with a startle and looking at the time seeing it is almost seven’ clock, but the kids bus picks her up at seven. Jump out of bed rush to the kids room and say we are late up and get ready I will have to drive you, there is no way you are going to make the bus.

Well after she gets up, and I stop to think through the fog of the early awaking. I realize it is Sunday not Monday, and there is no reason what so ever to be up this early.
Then we move right in to the disaster recovery mode, and this time it takes me telling the kid go back to bed you dad is nuts. It went a little more like sorry to day is Sunday just go back to bed.

So ones my head hit’s the pillow the dream in which woke me in the first starts over, from the beginning. Now this is were it gets interesting, the dream that woke me with the thought of being late; not setting the alarm was of Pairs Hilton. I know the first thought that comes to mind is some sex scandal, but no this is not the premise of the dream. No this is some messed up nightmare of some sort; crazy as this sounds in this dream she is a secretary, and not just any secretary but my secretary.

The one and only thing that I can recall well form this, is Pairs telling me that I did not set my alarm; that I was going to be late.

Now all in all this is very scary for a few reasons, one I do not like Pairs. I do not care for how she looks; skinny ass chicks are not all that hot, and I can not stand her attitude/ behavior.

So for this reason it is more of a nightmare, one I would take any kind of advise from this dumb individual at all. Add in the fact that she was even in any thing that I would dream is enough to make me scream.

Religion any one??

I saw this and just thought it fit so well, with the things that I have seen.

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Week one down

Ok boys and girls the first week is done, yes done and I lived through it. Let see week one the things I learned?

I learned that I have a foreign language now I don’t thing it falls under one as far is the collage is concerned, let me tell you mathematics is fucking nuts, it is a true language all on its own. I graduated high school but am sure I missed this language class, that I am sure. Oh ya and I am taking 15 week cores to catch me up to were I should have been coming in to high school, so the brake down is 8 years in 15 weeks. At this my jaw dropped and I asked my self what the fuck was I thinking.
I also have a American government class being taught by a guy form turkey, funny guy has a sense of humor about it at lest. He likes to tell stories of things he has done, like teaching English in china. As he said “the blind leading the blind”, he has a very heavy accents to no v’s and w’s in this class.
I do think with him growing up in another country he has a very interesting view on are government. And appreciates are government much more then any us do. Fist day we did a little of the test you have to take to get citizenship, now this class is made up of all most all fresh out of high school kids. Sad part is they bombed on the test and when I say bombed if they were really taking this test they would had a boot in there ass to the border.
Now lets add on the 3 online classes, holy crap the amount of work they want is craziness. I think I missed way more in high school then I think I will ever know, lets hope this shit gets in my head this time.
It is not all bad thus fare I have been able to keep on top of the work load, lets hope it can stay that way.

big days

Did you know?

that to day was a something was brought in to this world, that changed so much? something that changed a culture made a generation what it was.


give up.

it would be Elvis Presley "The King"

this sums up today