Makes football worth watching?

Now I was looking throw Google news just typing in wired key words to see what pops up. So I used the word crazy and found this pick (on the right) and under it tells me they are football pics.
Now I it came with a article
with a lots of writing and stuff but that I only
Hit the head line so even with the incentive of nice eye candy it still dose
Not change my view on foot ball. Aw well I guess trying to under stand
A game were many grown mean chase a little ball and lay all over each
Other is to much for me to comprehend. But then again with a few of
This kind of spectators I guess I can see a little of the point.

I will never look at you the same

Did you know slaves under the last emperors of China ware pigtails so they could be picked out quickly.

Now every time I see you ware pigtails I will only thing of this useless information. So by now I am sure you are asking your self were the hell is he coming up this stuff.


Well my wife knowing how I remember the most useless stuff bought me a book, the book of useless information. On the cover of said book is thousands of things you didn’t think you needed to know… and probably don’t. and to top it all off it is a an official publication of the useless information society. So as most of you know me I had to go digging to see about this society, looking first at the book I find that it is a secret society of Britain’s foremost thinkers, writers, and artists. What have I learned form the book well most of it should not be trusted it brits for Christ sakes.

And the secret part just means they don’t want to have egg on there face for putting this stuff out there I guess.

Ah well it is something to read that is interesting enough to keep ya reading it.

Statistical chance

You chance of being murdered is one out of twenty thousand, (better then winning the lotto).

Odds of being killed by a dog are one in seven hundred thousand, (most likely increases if you have more then one dog, not sure but I would guess)

Being killed by a tornado one in two million (still better then winning the lotto).

And here is a good one you have just as much chance of being killed falling out of bed as you do with the tornado killing ya.


And here is another I found funny

Out of the 266 men who have been pope, 33 have died violently. Good thing I suffer form Papaphoia.

Going green

Ok so with all the talk of going green, finding alternative energy sources and such.

I propose we all get a adult electric eel, it is said that they have enough electrical power to power a house of about twelve hundred square feet. The average discharge is 400 volts.


Now tell me why are we not looking in to this? We could keep them as pets and also benefit from them. I am sure some one out there can come up with a interface to harvest this power for are use.


And I know you are all thinking well there is not enough of them to go around. Well that is a easy fix breading ponds and if that dose not work start cloning them.

Weird how things sneak up on ya

Well I think I need to head to the doctor, why you ask well I will tell you, I think I have Paedophobia, or it may be Xenophobia. I am not sure I will have to get back to you after I talk with a certified person.














Oh ya and by the way if you are wondering what to get me for xmass, I will give you a hint.

Hydrodaktulpsychicharmonica


That is all good day.

Who are you heroes?

The Roman emperor Commodos collected all the dwarfs, cripples, and freaks he could find and had them brought to the Colosseum, where they were ordered to fight to the death with meat cleavers.





(Taken from the book of useless information)

hehe

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The Megalomaniac

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Your main goal in life is power and domination, you have the tools to do it, and you know it. Megalomaniacs are intelligent and forceful, and they tend not to let their emotions cloud their judgment. Most of the time. They are usually found, or not found, working at the top of a huge structured organization, though many prefer to work by themselves.

The Megalomaniac has but one flaw, but its an invariably fatal one; arrogance. He knows that he can take over the world, and he isn't afraid to let you know, often elaborately and in great detail. They often do not foresee the fly in their ointment, because they do not want to admit that such a fly could exist.

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Ok so I have way to much to say so instead I will write on this funny as video.

The next Olympic sport
It is so dam funny on so many different laves I mean take a look and just the inside humor to it is good. Not to mention I might watch the Olympics is this were a sport.

Moving right along.

This is what I want to know

What is the stopping point. What is the stopping point for the gas, what is it going to take for people to stop buying it if they don’t have to (oh wait they have no choice). Or do we? We could stop driving to the corner store or even driving to the corner gas station for smokes.

So tell me I want to know what kind of gas price is it going to take until we stop driving around for no reason? Stop making forty trips because we did not plane ahead?

What will it take to make use walk/ride a bike?

Posts or lack there of

Ok so I have not posted in for ever, why you ask well time and topics. The time I do get to spend I end up playing a stupid browser game, or checking blogs. I do not get a lot of time to sit down and write. So we I will give a quick run down of things that have been going on

Cutting grass
Doing dishes
Taking care of kids
Taking care of pets (lots of them)
Garage sale did not happen aging due to weather and time. (Hope to run it on the 4th week end but probity will not happen)
Calling the cops (little story on this one)

The neighbor that moved in across the street is a inconsiderate ass hole, and we call he cops when he starts pissing us off (that is why we pay taxies)
So the other day at 6am he is blaring music from his garage and I thought wow what a dick, call the cops. Long story short cops come tell him to turn it down cops leave he starts screaming and yelling and then starts with the loud music aging and then blows up. Peaj is woken and that is never a good thing we call the cops aging he starts screaming at are house that we are f*ckers and so on. Cops come he then drops it and goes in side no doubt to pass out (he is a drunk).

Staining some closet doors to be put up in the next few days.
Laundry (never ending I think)

Peaj won a mp3 player little thing
Had to try and figured it out took a few days but I got it filled up with music she wanted (hope she likes it)
Rolling smokes or lack there off, by the time at night when I get to it, it is so late all I want to do is go to sleep.

Making food another never ending thing, make food eat food make more food.

That is about all that has been going one. See nothing to write about any way.