Trying to make it to school

So being the pain in the ass that I am,

I jumped on the ball and called the collage by us to kind get on the ball. That and I am starting to see how this program is going, they only tell you to do a little at a time to keep you having to come back to meet appointments.

So I went talked and found out that I need to do a lot to make the dead line to get in on the winter classes, have to get transcripts and take placement testing, and after talking to the consular over there I find out I also have to be a full time student to get the money form MI.

Ok wow did no think I would have to jump in at full time, I thought I would come in a part time to make sure that school is not over whelming or impedes on taking care of the little one. With that all out the window now we move on.

I am hoping like hell I place high on the placement test so I do not have to take even more pre wrecks. I would love to be able to do this hole thing with as little as possible on the line of trying to play catch up for my horrible lack of schooling in the past.

Wish me well and I will try and keep you informed.

School

This will undoable be one of very many posts on this subject.

Ok so Michigan has this no worker left behind program, all good so I check it out online and find out that all I have to do is go in to the office and fill out some forms to see if I can get in on the free stuff. So I show up at the office to get a piece of paper and am told that I will have to come back the next day at 9 in the morn for a seminar on this program.

Little ticked I go home thinking wow no were on line did it say I had to go to some seminar. Well I read the paper I was given it gives me a brief over look of the program (cool I guess) just about he same thing that was all over the net.

I show the next day and find that the only thing this lady is saying is the same shit I read on line and she is coving the paper that I was given the day before, (wow thanks for wasting my time and gas money).

After sitting for like 10-15 mins giving the lady a real hard time about how she was not answering any questions but leaving opened ended comments (felt like I was playing some cloche and dagger game). I have the lady a over all hard time seeing I read every thing I could find on the programs that were offered online, well she started backing in to corner and she went from bubbly and happy to getting annoyed.

Well as the time went on she tells us that we have to come back and meet with her, over and over to make sure that we were even going to go throw with the program (ok I can see you don’t want to dish out money for dead beets). But come on, so I show for the first appointment and find that she wants a copy of school records and other crap. (so at this point I am asking why she did not ask for this info and I would have had it when I showed up)

So she becomes very honest and tells me they have put in safe guards to make share you are even going to be able to do it you have to show up to some appointments and see if are capable of getting the info an stuff need to even go throw with the programs.


So all in all I see no problem with getting the money to start school, just have to jump throw some hoops I guess.

More to come stay tooned.

Makes football worth watching?

Now I was looking throw Google news just typing in wired key words to see what pops up. So I used the word crazy and found this pick (on the right) and under it tells me they are football pics.
Now I it came with a article
with a lots of writing and stuff but that I only
Hit the head line so even with the incentive of nice eye candy it still dose
Not change my view on foot ball. Aw well I guess trying to under stand
A game were many grown mean chase a little ball and lay all over each
Other is to much for me to comprehend. But then again with a few of
This kind of spectators I guess I can see a little of the point.

I will never look at you the same

Did you know slaves under the last emperors of China ware pigtails so they could be picked out quickly.

Now every time I see you ware pigtails I will only thing of this useless information. So by now I am sure you are asking your self were the hell is he coming up this stuff.


Well my wife knowing how I remember the most useless stuff bought me a book, the book of useless information. On the cover of said book is thousands of things you didn’t think you needed to know… and probably don’t. and to top it all off it is a an official publication of the useless information society. So as most of you know me I had to go digging to see about this society, looking first at the book I find that it is a secret society of Britain’s foremost thinkers, writers, and artists. What have I learned form the book well most of it should not be trusted it brits for Christ sakes.

And the secret part just means they don’t want to have egg on there face for putting this stuff out there I guess.

Ah well it is something to read that is interesting enough to keep ya reading it.

Statistical chance

You chance of being murdered is one out of twenty thousand, (better then winning the lotto).

Odds of being killed by a dog are one in seven hundred thousand, (most likely increases if you have more then one dog, not sure but I would guess)

Being killed by a tornado one in two million (still better then winning the lotto).

And here is a good one you have just as much chance of being killed falling out of bed as you do with the tornado killing ya.


And here is another I found funny

Out of the 266 men who have been pope, 33 have died violently. Good thing I suffer form Papaphoia.

Going green

Ok so with all the talk of going green, finding alternative energy sources and such.

I propose we all get a adult electric eel, it is said that they have enough electrical power to power a house of about twelve hundred square feet. The average discharge is 400 volts.


Now tell me why are we not looking in to this? We could keep them as pets and also benefit from them. I am sure some one out there can come up with a interface to harvest this power for are use.


And I know you are all thinking well there is not enough of them to go around. Well that is a easy fix breading ponds and if that dose not work start cloning them.

Weird how things sneak up on ya

Well I think I need to head to the doctor, why you ask well I will tell you, I think I have Paedophobia, or it may be Xenophobia. I am not sure I will have to get back to you after I talk with a certified person.














Oh ya and by the way if you are wondering what to get me for xmass, I will give you a hint.

Hydrodaktulpsychicharmonica


That is all good day.

Who are you heroes?

The Roman emperor Commodos collected all the dwarfs, cripples, and freaks he could find and had them brought to the Colosseum, where they were ordered to fight to the death with meat cleavers.





(Taken from the book of useless information)

hehe

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The Megalomaniac

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Ok so I have way to much to say so instead I will write on this funny as video.

The next Olympic sport
It is so dam funny on so many different laves I mean take a look and just the inside humor to it is good. Not to mention I might watch the Olympics is this were a sport.

Moving right along.