Vid a post

I would like to start out with a warning to all that may read on do so with caution, this post is not kid friendly or work friendly for that matter.

For any one that may be looking for a new career here are a few helpful points that you should remember. But you must remember when you are in your new career that you must not abuse or harm fruit, this guy sure did not take that to hart you bastered, they do make things for men. I must say I do see some professions in a little bit of a new light, not to say it always the animals fault. But as always each to their own just don’t push it on me lol.
And we have a bit of sad news, I may just have to stop drinking coke 1 I like mine cold and 2 I am unsure of how to operate the new coke machines.
And to rap this all up I finally found out what you women do when us men are not at home.

Shuck and Jive

Found the above video, found it to be very entertaining. Now I hate to step on any ones feet but Pop is dead case in point. Now if any one finds this offensive don’t worry I am taking it back

Anniversary

As many of you know today marks the 6th anniversary of are marriage. And what a interesting marriage it has been, we have survived through 5 moves and that does not include the almost whole year we lived apart with a new born, this only because we were unmarried and young and dumb, I remember something about babies having babies. But we survived we made it all the way having a apartment that was small and overpriced. To having to move back in to my parent’s house in the basement of all places. Making a large sacrifice of moving out of the basement a little sooner then we should have, letting my parents sell their house. We ended up in a rather large house that was soon to be a real large down fall. We soon found that the house had a black mold problem, and were lucky in having a daughter that was rather allergic to it. Foreclosing on the house and moved in to yet another apartment in a nicer school district and neighborhood. But we survived and we grow stronger. Moving once again to northern Michigan the furthest we had moved yet changing jobs changing are whole life one more time for a chance at a house we could afford. Shortly after the largest most involved move we had ever undergone, we added another little life to our clan. Now having two children and a house and 6 years of marriage we have once again decided to add to are clan of this time a boy. And once again I am sure we will survive, we have been throw much more than some but we always just keep claiming the hill that has been placed in front of us. Now close to 11 years down the road being married for 6 of them having very soon 3 children seems like nothing at all, just water under a bridge. But when I stop to look back on the things we have done, accomplished, overcome and succeeded at I am amazed we have been so close to each other all throw the 11 years.

Happy 6th anniversary I am sure there will be many more to come.

Let the posting begin

So as I think only one person read the Task. and the rest of you ether, well don’t read my site or you are lazy real lazy.
So with no to little to write on I will take random things that spark interest in me each day and write on it. And I will do this until someone any one gets off their lazy butts and dose the Task.

Disturbing thoughts

I have moved forward in time and no one came with me, or at least there blogs have not come this far.
I have recently gone throw all my links (you know that little words on the Right) and found a startling thing.
Most people are stuck in the past, there are some of them that have not even made it to 08 little lone 09, and I am sure it is now 09. So I guess I found a time machine and did not even know it or they have all died horribly painful deaths

Random thoughts answered

Believe it or not it was -Wayne Gretzky that said this, if that is not homophobic sounding I have no clue what is. I always knew that guy was not right.

and just in case you do not believe here is were i found this Tid-bit

Random thoughts

So I was looking for another quote or saying to put up on the right side of the page, found this and thought holy crap if this is not a metaphor for cocks I don’t know what is.

"I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you."
Now will give your guesses and I do not want any cheating with googleing this shit. The answer will be posted tomorrow.

Another hallmark holiday

So once again I was not informed the hallmark made another holiday. National stupid bull dike day, scary sounding is it not. Now let me elaborate on this, we had things to do and places to stop and it seemed to day of all days the bull dikes were out in droves every were I look there scary ass dikes. I am not referring to the lipstick Lesbos they are for the most part nice on the eyes I am talking about the ones that you are unsure at first if it is male or female and then you are repulsed to find out it is the ugliest chick you ever did see.
Do not get me wrong I am all for the equal rights and all that shit, but when we stopped at the doc’s office to check on the little one still in the oven we are waiting in the waiting room and this ugly as hell chick comes in with another real ugly chick, now remember living in northern Michigan there are a lot more ugly up here, so when I say ugly I mean dame ugly. Well any way this chick comes in with a baby carrier in arm sets it down by the seats and proceeds to go to the window with what I have to presume to be her girl or partner now this would not even get my attention (not my child not my problem) but this “thing” looks to be doped out messed up or just cracked out and leaves this child in the middle of seats full of strangers turns her back and walks a good 10 feet away.
Now this is not all that big but then she pulls the kid out of the car seat and holds in incorrectly and not just the wrong way but to the point where I wanted to smack her and ask what the hell she was thinking or not thinking at all.
So today must have been stupid bull dike day.
Someone must inform me when lipstick Lesbos day is, that day I am sure will be a little better.

Weekenders suck

Don’t get me wrong when they come up to visit us they are alright for the most part. But when they come up here for their rip roaring weekends they just suck.
I find it very interesting that they have no concept that people live up here, not all of us come up here to party to the wee hours in the morning.
Needless to say we have very few houses around us left with weekenders but the ones that are still around suck.
And I will not even get started on the use to be weekenders!

Northern Michigan

You come to see the beauty that we have up here and leave nothing but trash.
Some were after mid Michigan you begin to see the thinning of houses and business alike, and some of you begin to see the lack of road side debris. Now for the average person you do not see this or even take notice of it. Why you may ask well I have a few ideas to this, one you are all so use to having trash littler your streets and roads so much so you have just grown accustom to it. And two you no longer see the nature in the concrete jungles, it has become nothing more then concrete and garbage.
Now living up here for 3 plus years we have grown very accustom to the clean highways and roads, but every week end we have you week enders come roaring up here and throwing your trash along the roads as if you were back in you concrete jungles were no one cares about the garbage. I do not mind the money you bring to our town, but you also bring all that trash with you that we can do without.
The things none of you have ever seen due to that lack of staying past the week end blast you came for, the people that volunteers cleaning the highways and roads I am not referring to the community service folks either. I am talking about retires that spend their time walking along the highways and roads cleaning you weekend blast. They spend their free time cleaning up what you have left.
So the next time you come to visit the northern Michigan please keep in mind we do not like are living area looking like yours, this is the reason we moved away from it.

So next time keep you trash or put it where it belongs in a trash can.

The Task

To make up x amount of posts, these posts will all have to have subject’s of cores. Now this is the hard part content the main problem of all blogs unless you blog about you life from day to day. And you are all very lucky I do not do that. So here is the task, I want anyone how reads this post to find at least one person to ask one simple question “what would they like to see as a subject of a post”.
Now this may be emailed to me or posted as a comment here.
The allotment goal is to have a content data base. That I will try and write one each topic and if I do not know enough about the topic I might have to learn along the way.
Now set forth minions and ask the question….

Random alones

As the Untied States of America cerebrate are independence, or in the case of many use this as a excuse to get drunk and blow shit up. I sit and watch the door for the first time sober of all substances. Wondering what makes one man more then another? Is it ambition, want or need what makes one man’s idea better then another?
I would like to know what makes the difference in any one’s life were it may go. Right place right time or is there a master plan to it all.

Where have all the drafts gone

I think the little un-drafted game is done, I have run out of un-drafted objects. Let’s hope I will keep some more un-drafted things around for future posting fun.

shorts

I liked this one a lot, it is just so fitting.






this was marked up as a 3-10-09

now the best part about this one is the link is to nothing, some basted changed the link address lol.

!!wow!!

releasing the old stuff.

I found a blog with content, Chris’ blog. Now this is nothing new and I don’t mean to say his blog is bad, but that I have not found any one that writes well and has lots to say. Keep up the work and I hope to read more of your life…


this was originally going to post on 2-2-07

Random thoughts

Will some one spot me the cash till next week for This I good for it you know I am.

have desided to post it all

so I have found a few old post that were never posted, I have decided to post them at random with the date that shows of the time they were saved as a draft. have fun reading laughing or crying, I am unsure what they are and will try not reading before posting. I also have no clue how many there are.

Part time something

I have been helping out Peaj great aunt and uncle, with redoing the wood siding on their rather large house and barn as they call it (two car garage). It is not real hard work but power washing off the wrong sealer put on by the last owner is not all that fun. It is very tedious to remove it all and your arms start to hurt after a few hours of power washing over your head. They live a hour and a half or so away so it is turns out to be along day.
The in-laws are due to come up, let’s hope things go smoothly. And we are able to supply enough meal ideas to satisfy everyone.

Braking for now

Well lets start off with, with old age comes a very jaded view on life. And at this point I do not feel I need to explain that. School is moving along but this semester was a much larger battle up the hill. Mathematics is not for me well at least not the mathematics they are pushing, numbers and letter should never fornicate. Once I under stood that none of it meant anything and would never be used in that application again I was good to move one. Alas I have two more of suck made up math, should be fun. Geography was not all that fun quiz every other day on a chapter of the book and some real large final that was worded all wrong in standard form for the teacher.
Peaj is quite pregnant, I think she is looking darn good she dose not look like she has gained weight just stuck a balloon under her shirt. She has been keeping her a real good handle on her sugars and health.
I will stop here and save the other thoughts for another post

What a hell of a week

We have clebs dropping left and right. First we lose Farrah Fawcett, you know that chick from some 70’s shows. Than the king of pop, popped off. now the TV pitchman Billy Mays, whatever will I do on them late nights with out 100 other channels to click throw? Without hearing Billy Mays here with another exciting fucking product in his mellowed out toned voice? I do not know how I the next generation will make it with all of these other poor excuses for TV pitchman.

Billy Mays Here well was here.

Interesting times

Well let’s start with the death of the king of (pedophilia) pop, now let’s just hope the king will take the pop with him. It was after all the king of pop that opened the door for all of them boy bands that suck so bad. Now without king of (Pedophilia) pop around to watch the boy bands perhaps they will no longer be able to find funding.
The summer semester is wrapping up very soon, and to say the least summer sucks when you only have 7 weeks to try and learn the same amount of information in the 15 week cores. Let’s just leave it at insanity.
I was able to get Mi works to let me cut my class hours down next semester, due to having a baby boy at some point during that semester.
This will also help out with the trip down state to U of M med for the youngest; she is having problems with surges and all as always when I know more I will share.
The wife is doing well, for being pregers and all; she is showing but looking dam hot well doing so. Life is sneaking up on us fast.

Rolling

Things are starting to turn green all around, the weather is wormer, and all of these things are very nice. As many of you already know, we found out the sex of the baby. We are most excited that we are having a boy, even with having to buy all new things that are boy oriented. School is still going where it is going I am not sure. Three days a week I am going to algebra, and let me tell you math kills. We had are first fatality and no I am not kidding, she missed the first day of class showed up for the second and then died before she made it to the third. We all had a bout of the flu that we all joked was the swine flu we all have sick since of humor, all joking aside we have all survived.
As you may have noticed I have did a little updating of the site. It has taken a few weeks to get the code right, but I think I have it figured out. Now before any one get the wrong idea I thought the photo was cool looking, and would make for a little more somber appearance for the site. The photo was suppose to be a show of corporate America but I like it under my pretenses much better.

Were to begin

Let start, with I have finished the first semester at community college. I pass all of the classes as of last night. The things that were possibly missed during the semester, one science project began, the yard had some much need work, windows were opened and then closed and children grow a lot.
School turned out to be a lot of work at the end of the semester. I spent most of every night doing work that was neglected during the day. I cannot say I learned all that much, or at least it does not seem that way. I do feel I neglected many of my regular things.
With a new semester starring me down, I start to wonder what I was thing again. I did find out that Michigan works is now requesting I have a attendance sheet filled out every time I attend class. I feel like asking if they also need my parents to sign it. I also found that my account is short around 200 bucks for books; this is due to the grant money being pulled back a little. It should be fun trying to get the state to pay for the difference. I will let them know very nicely if I have to start spiting bills out for this I will not be doing any attendance shit. I do find it funny that this attendance sheet has to be filled out because there are so many in the program. I think it is more than in plain view that if I do not attend class that I will not pass the class. This works out to a no brainer, but what do I know I do not hold that paper at the end of hoop jumping yet.
I hope to get the garage cleaned in the 15 or so days I have off. I do not want to clean during this time, but I see no other way of getting it done once I start classes again. Although this next semester should be a little easy, due to only taking 9 credit hours. But this also means I have to attend class 3 days a week.
Peaj has been good well as good as any pregnant women can be. I think she is having a little easier time with this one thus far. There is still much time with carrying the child so we will see how thing pan out. She has gotten her sugars under control in a record amount of time, very proud of that.
Life is moving at an alarming rate.

Scattered around

I feel very on focused with the amount of work and life that I am attempting to cram in to this mind of mine. Then you add on all the things I find interesting and would like to look further in to, when you are finished I am only lucid on parts of topics and the subjects are ran together.
I feel this is not a good thing but it is necessary for me to finish what I have started. Perhaps this is just the way I am use to learning. Now ones you add on the sinus bacterial infection, were my teeth feel as if they are being pushed out of my jaw and things become easily confused. All that aside and things are going how well I am unable to judge I guess with so much going on, but things are at least moving in the right direction which is always good.
Now on to some of the things that have caught my eye, government class was interesting I am reserving a 51% yes this is by the teachers standers a, “hopeless cause” that said he also found that most of the class is in the category. Due to the book being so much different from his lectures and notes we were all unable to understand the test that came from the book for midterm. So a subject that I understand fairly well I am failing at and will have to bust my ass to bring that up to at least a 75% to get a passing grade in the class.
I watch a video the other day about twitter, interesting to try and thing of what a twitter of a day in my life would be. I would most likely only make it to about 10 or 11 am and then forget or quit doing it but still a interesting thought.
I have also found something I would like to try for the older child science fair, a interesting concept of mini green house. (will have to look more information up).
The wife is very much pregnant and miserable, morning sickness and just general excitation. I feel bad there is not a single thing I can do for her, pregnancy is not fun.
The little one has become definite and likes to tell ya no at all turns, also not fun. She is learning words but at a very slow rate and shows little interest in using them out of frustration there is lots of crying during attempts of trying to tell you something or show you, none of this has been fun or easy on the rest of the house hold.
Due to the next trip to visit relatives and have a little get away, I have been doing nothing but home work or assignments for classes to try and get ahead for one fricking week end, it is sad to say but school is much harder when you try and get ahead then just doing things on time most of my classes you must finish all of a assignments in one week and then the next week is opened so you may move on. This is hard when you have finished it and the next is locked until the teacher checks the first one.
I was moving along real well and then I had my English teacher throw things off, he dropped a group assignment for the four day trip down state being due I the middle of this four days. So now I am unsure if this is going to be possible to be done and still go. (more looking in to needs to be done.)

cryptic's 101

Due to the short amount of time that I have had as of late, you get this cryptic message for you up date.

I have see/herd of things that came to light that had been not only seen but satiated by me. There are still things to come that I have satiated in the past, you will see.
Some have seen the truth and have attempted to move on, much later then I would have thought.
No one listens when it may be a possible truth; hence no one listens to me.
Old habits are dying out slowly, but dying just the same.
Even with a new life growing all things around it seam to stand still.
School even thou having a week off, it made little to no difference. The mountain of work with no end in sight, things are staying consistent.
If for some reason you feel you must ask about one or any of these things you are more than welcome to ask just do not hold your breath for the answer, lack of time often makes answering questions suffer.

Americans for Prosperity and other junk

I fore warned all that do not like to read/talk about politics, divert your eyes now.
Ok so after reading this article stuped yahoo news I think the American population is much more uneducated then I had first thought. This stimulus plan that is being voted on is under fire by just about every, but lets first look at what they want. They want less tax and more money in their pockets. I can see this hell who would not like that, but here is the problem with this. You have money and you go and by shit to help the economy, but all that money you just spent goes over seas. The United States no longer makes things which also means we do not employ people. So all that money people wanted was a waist, as you all remember Bush did this and it did nothing. For most of us Americans we paid are bills up instead, of buying that flat screen TV. Not I am not saying I know this entire bill that is going throw or trying to, but what I do know is this bill help here and now along with down the road.
We must wake up and see in this global economy we are no match for other country’s. Are education system sucks, roads and bridges are falling apart, we rely on every other country for are oil, and gas. In a global economy we rate at the bottom for everything. If we are to succeed as a country we must step up and become a power ones again.
The problem is media; it has kept the population of the country in the dark on how bad it is. It is very sad when a study done around the world with college and high school filling in a world map shows that most of Americans cannot label a global map. We rated at the almost at the bottom, only being beaten out by third world country’s that have no real formal schooling.
Now you tell me is this a exceptionable education? In just the united states it may have been twenty or thirty years ago, but in this global economy I do not think its going to make it.

Ok moving right along after my rant. Things are going well with school for the most part. We are now on math that makes sense to me. My English and writing lab still suck, in writing lab I have still failed to receive anything but zero’s. In English the lessons are more difficult to find and understand were to turn papers in then doing the papers them self. Government class I would say is going well, as you may have guessed by the above statement. Part of the grade is discussion and well I am all for the soup box to stand up on. Computer class is nothing but a lot of useless work as far as I can tell, which I am maintain a top marks in. it all seems to be a whole lot of work with very little time to do it in.
I also talked with the “special ed lady” and had her look over my paper work from when I was tested and was told that they no longer call dyslexia a handy cap, which I laughed at being what they had it labeled as.
Weather is warming up a little which is nice, but it is due to cool down and start snowing again. With the warmer weather I did take the dogs for a walk, first of the year. With the lack of time, and motivation it is hard finding any time to post so I will post when I feel inspired to do so. With at the most three readers I don’t have much to lose if there are no posts.

Timed writing

As we all know I am still plugging along with this school thing, but as we all know it is not easy. So with my English class comes writing lab, but this writing lab is only made up of timed essays. No instructions other then write on one of the three topics, and this is the kicker this is not a graded class. It is pass fail nothing more when you can prove to the instructor you can write with out errors you pass.

Now for me this is like doing rocket science, and no I am not joking, she marks off If you have the wrong word used, or if you don’t use or use a comma were it dose not belong. Some how I am sure I will be taking this class again and not just ones.

She dose check you writing and tell you what you did wrong, but unlike learning something that stays the same, what you learn will change every time. Should be fun for some on that only just barely under stands half of what I should do in the first place.

Reading throw the English book helps, as you might be able to tell in my older blog posts and the new ones, but only so much. I do not think any amount of reading and under standing from the book is going to get me through this one.

Government is not all that hard, but his tests go by the book which we have not even opened yet. Most if not all the class is him talking about governments and ways of governing.

Math is becoming harder and harder, and this is all review or that is what they say. First time around for me, I don’t think five mins of the teacher covering it is going to get me through it. Lots of extra work needs to be done there, and for the most part I have been doing well got a 87% on the first test.

Life moves on, and fast.

Never trust Pairs Hilton

To start out Sunday morning is always fun, but to start it out with a rush is always more fun. Waking with a startle and looking at the time seeing it is almost seven’ clock, but the kids bus picks her up at seven. Jump out of bed rush to the kids room and say we are late up and get ready I will have to drive you, there is no way you are going to make the bus.

Well after she gets up, and I stop to think through the fog of the early awaking. I realize it is Sunday not Monday, and there is no reason what so ever to be up this early.
Then we move right in to the disaster recovery mode, and this time it takes me telling the kid go back to bed you dad is nuts. It went a little more like sorry to day is Sunday just go back to bed.

So ones my head hit’s the pillow the dream in which woke me in the first starts over, from the beginning. Now this is were it gets interesting, the dream that woke me with the thought of being late; not setting the alarm was of Pairs Hilton. I know the first thought that comes to mind is some sex scandal, but no this is not the premise of the dream. No this is some messed up nightmare of some sort; crazy as this sounds in this dream she is a secretary, and not just any secretary but my secretary.

The one and only thing that I can recall well form this, is Pairs telling me that I did not set my alarm; that I was going to be late.

Now all in all this is very scary for a few reasons, one I do not like Pairs. I do not care for how she looks; skinny ass chicks are not all that hot, and I can not stand her attitude/ behavior.

So for this reason it is more of a nightmare, one I would take any kind of advise from this dumb individual at all. Add in the fact that she was even in any thing that I would dream is enough to make me scream.

Religion any one??

I saw this and just thought it fit so well, with the things that I have seen.

Religion - watch more funny videos

Week one down

Ok boys and girls the first week is done, yes done and I lived through it. Let see week one the things I learned?

I learned that I have a foreign language now I don’t thing it falls under one as far is the collage is concerned, let me tell you mathematics is fucking nuts, it is a true language all on its own. I graduated high school but am sure I missed this language class, that I am sure. Oh ya and I am taking 15 week cores to catch me up to were I should have been coming in to high school, so the brake down is 8 years in 15 weeks. At this my jaw dropped and I asked my self what the fuck was I thinking.
I also have a American government class being taught by a guy form turkey, funny guy has a sense of humor about it at lest. He likes to tell stories of things he has done, like teaching English in china. As he said “the blind leading the blind”, he has a very heavy accents to no v’s and w’s in this class.
I do think with him growing up in another country he has a very interesting view on are government. And appreciates are government much more then any us do. Fist day we did a little of the test you have to take to get citizenship, now this class is made up of all most all fresh out of high school kids. Sad part is they bombed on the test and when I say bombed if they were really taking this test they would had a boot in there ass to the border.
Now lets add on the 3 online classes, holy crap the amount of work they want is craziness. I think I missed way more in high school then I think I will ever know, lets hope this shit gets in my head this time.
It is not all bad thus fare I have been able to keep on top of the work load, lets hope it can stay that way.

big days

Did you know?

that to day was a something was brought in to this world, that changed so much? something that changed a culture made a generation what it was.


give up.

it would be Elvis Presley "The King"

this sums up today